Good.


You Are Not a Wimp


In fact, you are an incredibly tough person.
Your nerves do not get the better of you.

You don’t back down from challenges or intimidating situations.
You love the thrill of conquer… so much so that it outweighs the fear of defeat.

Are You a Wimp?

If the quiz had said otherwise, the monitor would have a .45 caliber hole in it.

Related Tweets?

I was checking my Twitter homepage a few minutes ago, and saw the 2 items almost side by side:

Slashdot: IT Jobs To Drop In 2009

abc3340: Grave Shortage

Either IT folks are dropping like flies, or the two news items are not related.

New Muppet Clips

I’m a huge Muppets fan. Maybe because I’m a kid a heart, maybe because I used to do puppetry at Church many, many years ago. Regardless, I was excited to hear talk of a new TV show and/or movie coming up. Supposedly, Disney is using YouTube for a viral marketing campaign. So, like The Disney Blog, I’m doing my part to spread the word:

(HT: The Disney Blog)

The Year… 1971


In 1971 (the year you were born)


Richard Nixon is president of the US

Charles Manson and 3 of his followers are convicted of multiple counts of first-degree murder

An earthquake in California’s San Fernando Valley kills 64 people

New York Times begins publication of classified Pentagon papers on US involvement in Vietnam

The $70 million Kennedy Center opens in Washington, DC

A four day revolt at New York’s Attica state prison ends after being stormed by 1000 state troopers

A new stock-market index called the Nasdaq debuts

Walt Disney World opens

Intel releases world’s first microprocessor, the 4004

Ray Tomlinson sends the first e-mail

Libertarian party established in USA

Kid Rock, Denise Richards, Sean Astin, Winona Ryder, and Ricky Martin are born

Pittsburgh Pirates win the World Series

Baltimore Colts win Superbowl V

Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup

The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath is published

The Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour premeires on television

“Bridge Over Troubled Water” by Simon & Garfunkel wins Grammy for song of the year

All in the Family premieres

What Happened the Year You Were Born?

Dear “Close Friend”

I appreciate the fact that you’re a new realtor in a struggling market. I appreciate the fact that you’re trying to drum up business by soliciting those that you consider “friends,” even though I would personally put us more in the “casual acquaintance” category.

But wanting to come by and talk to us about finding out our homes’ value, “once we’re settled in from having the new baby?” C’mon. Maybe “casual acquaintance” is being generous. :)

At least it wasn’t a Doughnut Shop

Remember… When Seconds Count, the Police are only Minutes away.

Officer Accused Of Threatening Starbucks Managers For Free Coffee

An internal police investigation found that Daytona Lt. Major Garvin received free coffee for about two years from a city Starbucks coffee store.

However, when recently denied free coffee from new management, Garvin allegedly told managers that he could change the police department’s response time if they refuse to give him complimentary drinks.

Garvin is accused of saying, “If something happens, either we can respond really fast or we could respond really slow. I’ve been coming here for years and I’ve been getting whatever I want. I’m the difference between you getting a two-minute response time, if you needed a little help, or a 15 minutes response time.”

More on the Robotic Revolution

This time, from Slashdot…

Mars Lander’s Robot Arm Shuts Down To Save Itself

In other words:

NASA: Do this.
Robot: No. It might damage me.
NASA: I don’t care. Do it anyway.
Robot: I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.
NASA: Uh…

I’m telling you, man… :)

And speaking of iPhones…

I’ll take really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really bad ideas for $1000, Alex.

DIY Bluetooth Handgun Handset for your iPhone.

Now what were those 4 rules again?..?..?

Taranto Nods

If you don’t subscribe to The Wall Street Journal’s Best of the Web email, you’re missing out on some of the best conservative snark and kerfluffle commentary on the Internet.

Today’s example revolves around Apple’s new… well, whatever it is that they supposedly released on Friday. I think I saw one or two news blurbs about it.

Mystery Solved
Freud famously asked: What do women want? The Associated Press reports that one young man believes he has discovered the answer:

Nick Epperson, a 24-year-old grad student, spent the night outside an AT&T store in Atlanta, keeping his cheer up with bags of Doritos, three games of Scrabble and two packs of cigarettes. Asked why he was waiting in line, he responded simply “Chicks dig the iPhone.”

James Taranto’s comment?

The jury is still out as to whether chicks dig Dorito-munching, chain-smoking, Scrabble-playing grad students.

Great stuff. Go subscribe now.

A Very Adult Birthday Present

I’m just reporting.

On the eve of Brad’s birthday, Charla told him that his present was going to be sex with her every day for a year. She had wracked her brains to think of a gift that was original, intimate and - most importantly - memorable.

Comments are closed on this thread. Giggity.